I have to do this self-portrait project for an art class I'm taking. I'm supposed to take a bunch of photos of myself, make a collage out of 'em, then draw the whole damn thing. After fooling around with the camera all day, I'm beginning to suspect that I'll be wearing Depends before I finish this project.
Ever tried taking a picture of yourself? Well, don't, because it's damn near impossible and you'll waste half your damn day.
Besides that, you'll wind up looking like a sociopath.